My Night Job as a Caped Crusader
So I went & hung out with my friend tonight & we called it an early night, however, I still wanted to cruise around so when I got by my house I just continued onto Brookhurst & thought I would take it all the way to PCH & then loop back around to my house.
As I was driving I had just passed Heil off of Brookhurst & noticed a silver Mercedes in the far right lane going extremely to the curb & then floating over again over to the line almost crossing it. At first I thought they were just fooling around but they kept doing it. When we got to Warner the car almost made a right hand turn Not in the right hand turn lane & almost smashed into another car. The car continued to go straight & kept on with the swerving. We got to the next light which was GREEN & she came to a complete stop with no cars even in front of her.
We started to pass Slater & this is when I decided to call 911, she had almost hit 3 people in just a mile. As I was talking to the 911 operator we were crossing into HB police territory so they patched me & the information over to them. They kept me on the line as I kept telling them what lights we were passing. They said they were sending a helicopter to monitor her driving. All of a sudden we got to Hamilton & she decided to make a right hand turn, for some reason I made one too, I was really into this! We got to Magnolia & Hamilton & she was in the right hand turning lane & I just had a feeling she was going to go straight so I stayed in the correct lane. I was right! She kept going straight but the thing was that there was construction up ahead which she had to swerve around & get back into the lane I was. I was explaining to the 911 operator what had just happened & she kind of chuckled because as I was telling her this the helicopter pilot was saying the exact thing. All of a sudden a police car zooms passed me. The operator told me that the police would like me to park behind them at least 20 feet behind so I could be a witness.
I parked my car & if you know HB police they usually don't have much to do in that town because HB is relatively a very peaceful safe place so there was like a whole swat team of them coming to the rescue. As I sat there waiting for them to come to my car I noticed it was a young girl with short shorts on & a tank top with big perky boobs & long curly hair. The cop came to my window & asked me questions like when I noticed her & my address & such. I asked, "She's pretty drunk huh?" He said, "Actually no, she's just really high & flying right now on Meth."
So that was my fun exciting night, my adrenalin was completely pumping & I was way excited about the chase, I was really getting into. Gordon made a funny comment, he said what if it was like Lindsey Lohan that you ended up reporting in or one of the Hilton girls... I died laughing! We figured I could make a lot of money selling my story to the press... too bad it was just some tweeker from HB. I might take up being a vigilante or something!
As I was driving I had just passed Heil off of Brookhurst & noticed a silver Mercedes in the far right lane going extremely to the curb & then floating over again over to the line almost crossing it. At first I thought they were just fooling around but they kept doing it. When we got to Warner the car almost made a right hand turn Not in the right hand turn lane & almost smashed into another car. The car continued to go straight & kept on with the swerving. We got to the next light which was GREEN & she came to a complete stop with no cars even in front of her.
We started to pass Slater & this is when I decided to call 911, she had almost hit 3 people in just a mile. As I was talking to the 911 operator we were crossing into HB police territory so they patched me & the information over to them. They kept me on the line as I kept telling them what lights we were passing. They said they were sending a helicopter to monitor her driving. All of a sudden we got to Hamilton & she decided to make a right hand turn, for some reason I made one too, I was really into this! We got to Magnolia & Hamilton & she was in the right hand turning lane & I just had a feeling she was going to go straight so I stayed in the correct lane. I was right! She kept going straight but the thing was that there was construction up ahead which she had to swerve around & get back into the lane I was. I was explaining to the 911 operator what had just happened & she kind of chuckled because as I was telling her this the helicopter pilot was saying the exact thing. All of a sudden a police car zooms passed me. The operator told me that the police would like me to park behind them at least 20 feet behind so I could be a witness.
I parked my car & if you know HB police they usually don't have much to do in that town because HB is relatively a very peaceful safe place so there was like a whole swat team of them coming to the rescue. As I sat there waiting for them to come to my car I noticed it was a young girl with short shorts on & a tank top with big perky boobs & long curly hair. The cop came to my window & asked me questions like when I noticed her & my address & such. I asked, "She's pretty drunk huh?" He said, "Actually no, she's just really high & flying right now on Meth."
So that was my fun exciting night, my adrenalin was completely pumping & I was way excited about the chase, I was really getting into. Gordon made a funny comment, he said what if it was like Lindsey Lohan that you ended up reporting in or one of the Hilton girls... I died laughing! We figured I could make a lot of money selling my story to the press... too bad it was just some tweeker from HB. I might take up being a vigilante or something!
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